All orders before 2 PM EST deliver next day
Mother's Day cutoff: May 9 — order now
California-grown, sustainably farmed
Free chilled shipping over $150
All orders before 2 PM EST deliver next day
Mother's Day cutoff: May 9 — order now
California-grown, sustainably farmed
Free chilled shipping over $150
All orders before 2 PM EST deliver next day
Mother's Day cutoff: May 9 — order now
California-grown, sustainably farmed
Free chilled shipping over $150
All orders before 2 PM EST deliver next day
Mother's Day cutoff: May 9 — order now
California-grown, sustainably farmed
Free chilled shipping over $150
Signature Kit

The Bumps Kit

The Bump Kit flat lay
4.9
Omega-3
B12+
7G Protein
Artisan Blinis
Pearl Spoon
Osetra
Crème Fraîche
Tier
Tin Size
Base
Always Included
Sea-Salt Crème Fraîche
Sea-Salt Crème Fraîche
Mother-of-Pearl Spoon
Mother-of-Pearl Spoon
1
$287
$230

Estate Sturgeon or Osetra, your choice of blinis or latkes, sea-salt crème fraîche, and a mother-of-pearl spoon. Chilled, boxed, and ready to impress — or gift.

Free Overnight
Arrives Chilled
Guaranteed
Farm Fresh

What's Inside

  • 🫙
    Estate Sturgeon or Osetra
    Pick your tier. Both farm-raised, graded for perfect pearl size, color, and pop.
  • 🥄
    Mother-of-Pearl Spoon
    Non-reactive. Never metal. The only right way to serve caviar.
  • 🥞
    Blini or Latkes
    Made fresh, packed chilled. Choose classic buckwheat blini or crispy potato latkes.
  • 🍶
    Sea-Salt Crème Fraîche
    Rich, tangy, made in-house with flaky sea salt — the perfect counterpoint.
  • 🎁
    Gift Box + Ribbon
    Arrives fully gift-ready in a branded box with a handwritten card option.

Our sturgeon are raised in Northern California — sustainable, never wild-caught. Each tin is graded for pearl size, color, and signature 'pop'.

Ships same-day in insulated packaging with gel ice. Stays chilled at 28°F for up to 48 hours. Free overnight on orders over $150.

Store unopened tins at 28-32°F. Once opened, consume within 3 days. Never freeze.